eyebrowgod:

*looks at you seductively* *lowers glasses* i can’t see a thing

last-snowfall:

Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.

elovers:

People have some real issues

zeysus:

punkassliam:

annoyingwhitegay:

punkassliam:

when straight guys go to a 1D concert

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Isn’t the guy on the left in the band???

wow you really live up to your URL don’t you

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brobecks:

i like wearing lipstick because you leave marks on literally everything omg. kiss a boy’s cheek? my boy now. drink out of a cup? my cup forever. don’t even think about having coffee out of that thing. it’s like marking your territory

hyperspaceprincess:

when youre desperate to see if someone is hot

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detoxys:

BYE

rocknrollercoaster:

it must be really wild to actually have a positive relationship with your father

like

?????

some people really have that????

that’s insane

baesitter:

single mom

ep mom

album mom

beyoncevevo:

i get frustrated when i dont get a joke that has like 200k notes like what is it that 200,000 people understand that i dont 

reverseracist:

Pop culture was in art, now art’s in pop culture, in me

pastabot:

why are dolls from the 1920’s-50’s always the ones that are haunted?? i wanna see a haunted anime love pillow